I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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