Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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