return my video game
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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