He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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