I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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