oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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