Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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