the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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