So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
