just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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