i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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