i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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