I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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