So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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