i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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