the new term for farting is butt boxing.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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