he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize