you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
