I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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