Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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