oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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