K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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