Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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