Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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