I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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