So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
did i walk over a car last night?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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