did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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