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(515): View more from Iowa

i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Public safety found my id!

(248): View more from Michigan

And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Why are you speaking in third person?

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Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.

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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!

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(772): View more from Florida

we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life

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(813): View more from Florida

It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.

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(940): View more from Texas

I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.

(817): View more from Texas

Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"

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