I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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