I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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