i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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