Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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