So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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