2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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