Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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