And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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