just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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