Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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