so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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