You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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