Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
