And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
