I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize