you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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