Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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