Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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