no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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