If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
