Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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