How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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