idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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