i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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