i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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