do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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