..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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