Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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