Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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